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Green Eggs and Spam

(A Parody)

I am Spam


Spam I am

That Spam-I-am!
That Spam-I-am!
I do not read that Spam-I-am!

Do you read
green eggs and spam?
I do not read them, Spam-I-am.
I do not read
green eggs and spam.

Would you read them
here or there?

I would not read them
here or there.
I would not read them anywhere.

I do not read
green eggs and spam.
I do not read them, Spam-I-am.

Would you read them in a house?
Would you read them with a mouse?

I do not read them
in a house.
I do not read them
with a mouse.
I do not read them
here or there.
I do not read them
anywhere.
I do not read
green eggs and spam.
I do not read them,
Spam-I-am.

Would you read them
in a Mbox?
Would you read them
with a fox?

Not in a Mbox.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not read them
here or there.
I would not read them anywhere.
I would not read green eggs and spam.
I do not read them, Spam-I-am.

Would you? Could you? In a car?
read them! read them! Here they are.

I would not, could not, in a car.

You may read them. You will see.
You may read them in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not read them in a Mbox.
I do not read them with a fox.
I do not read them in a house.
I do not read them with a mouse.
I do not read them here or there.
I do not read them anywhere.
I do not read green eggs and spam.
I do not read them, Spam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?

Not in a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Spam! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a Mbox.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not read them with a mouse.
I will not read them in a house.
I will not read them here or there.
I will not read them anywhere.
I do not read green eggs and spam.
I do not read them, Spam-I-am.

Say! In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you,
in the dark?

I would not, could not, in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not read them, Spam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a Mbox.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not read them here or there.
I do not read them anywhere!

You do not read
green eggs and spam?
I do not read them,
Spam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not, could not,
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not,
on a boat.
I will not, will not,
with a goat.

I will not read them in the rain.
I will not read them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not read them in a Mbox.
I do not read them with a fox.
I will not read them in a house.
I do not read them with a mouse.
I do not read them here or there.
I do not read them ANYWHERE!

I do not read green eggs and spam!
I do not read them, Spam-I-am.

You do not read them. So you say.
Try them! Try them! And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Spam! If you will let me be,
I will try them. You will see.

Say! I filter green eggs and spam!
I do! I delete them, Spam-I-am!
And I would delete them in a boat.
And I would delete them with a goat...

And I will delete them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so evil, so evil, you see!

So I will delete them in a Mbox.
And I will delete them with a fox.
And I will delete them in a house.
And I will delete them with a mouse.
And I will delete them here and there.
Say! I will delete them ANYWHERE!

I do so delete
green eggs and spam!
Screw you!
Screw you, Spam-I-am!